Recovery & Spitroasting!

•November 8, 2009 • 1 Comment

I got to visit USAF Plant 42 today!! It was neat ^_^ I didn’t get to see anything super-secret but they had some neat planes, I dunno what they were though :3 I really wanted to go to the museum but since it was for work, I couldn’t =( But either way, it was a fun little trip ^_^

So as for my sexy sex life… I got Torchlight and I’ve been having so much fun with that!!! ^_^ But that’s not sexy at all, is it?

Well, today I was busy with work all day, but last night I did watch my sister get the stuffing pounced out of her ^_^ Jason is soooo rough with her, but she loves it ^_^ I only watched, though, I didn’t join in ’cause I’m still coughing a bit so that’s kinda awkward. Also, I was browsing stuff on the internet (they were on my bed it was more like they were having sex in my room and I happened to be there… not like I was sitting in a chair watching them fuck, haha :3

But anyways, I discovered a wonderful new term called “spitroasting” which is when a girl gets sexed like a chicken on a rotisserie… a penis in her pussy, and another one in her mouth!! And then she rolls back and forth on the floor while a heater is turned up to maximum and- okay, so really she just gets sexed in both orifices at once :3 But I’m trying to get my sister to do it ^_^ I wonder if she’d have sex with Daryl along with Jason >.> That would be so hot ^_^ And even if not, I wouldn’t mind sucking Daryl right now… I’ve been sick too long, and now I’m horny!! ^_^

Anticlimactic

•November 4, 2009 • 1 Comment

I finally made my fortitude save vs the flu yesterday! My fever disappeared about halfway through the day, and today I feel fine ^_^ In fact, I felt really productive and cleaned up a lot of stuff around the house :3

Unfortunately, the uncontrollable, mind-blowing orgasm I was expecting never came. In fact, quite the opposite happened! I felt a bit horny last night, for the first time in a few days, and looked up some pictures and started rubbing. The rubbing part felt amazing, like when you’ve been sitting in an awkward position for a really long time and finally get to stretch. I got bored of the pictures pretty fast, though, and decided to just orgasm, and when I did it felt like nothing at all. It doesn’t even deserve the masturbation tag, that’s how lame it was! My pussy just gave a couple weak twitches, and that was it. I haven’t really felt horny enough to rub myself since, but I can already tell my lady parts are awake again and ready to cause trouble :3 I just hope I can have a real orgasm soon! I hope the evil flu didn’t kill my orgasm gland =(

No updates yet, sorry =(

•November 2, 2009 • 1 Comment

Still quite sick! It’s probably swine flu again :3 I’ve had a fever for 3 days now, and drinkened about 3 gallons of water, too (plus the occasional diety soda ’cause fizzy = happy tummy). Unfortunately, that means lots of unsexiness and boringness! Lots of cuddling, though ^_^

I haven’t had an orgasm in about 3 days too! I wonder if I’ll turn into a rabid sex-beast once my sickness wears off >:3 Maybe I’ll lose my virginity to 5 guys at once!

Divine Punishment

•October 30, 2009 • 1 Comment

Yesterday I couldn’t stop masturbating! Each time I would orgasm 3 times (4 times once), and I was so tired by the end of the night… but even still, I ended up staying up til 1am masturbating. I wonder if I’m addicted >.>

So then today, I think I’m catching a cold again v.v it’s only been a week… well, 3 or 4 weeks I think, but this song popped into my head :3

Also, Royksopp reminds me of Air, and this song is the best song for an alarm clock ever!! It gently wakes me up, but I can’t sleep through it :3 (plus if I do, the next song is some crappy loud pop song so I’ll definitely wake up :3)

So! Hopefully I’m not too sick this time…  especially ’cause I’m going to help my boss with a presentation/proposal type thing with various executives next week! x_x It’s great! I accidentally came up with a way to make a lot of the record keeping way simpler for employees (I was just tired of the way the corporate side was making us do stuff so I made my own system instead >.>) so we’re gonna present that. I’m sure it’s not exciting or interesting at all, but I’m happy ’cause it’s like I killed the TPS reports from Office Space >:3 (that’s about as exciting as my job gets, but I love it ^_^)

Hmm! Oh but I guess one fun thing that happened yesterday was that during one of my self-loving sessions, I got sleepy and went to take a nap with my sister, and I finished rubbing myself in bed with her ^_^ It’s so great to be able to orgasm and then cling to her while I wind down =)

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•October 28, 2009 • 4 Comments

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A kiss on the wind

•October 27, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I made dinner and my sister thanked me by hugging me really tight and kissed me <3 I feel so happy, like a housewife who’s happy knowing that she pleased her husband. Yes, I’m submissive :3 And I really do think of Cryssy (wow that looks weird spelled out) as my husband, in the old fashioned, 50s sense.

Also, shopping in a camisole is so much fun ^_^ With no bra, my nipples are just barely visible because of the shape they make underneath the fabric. Sometimes I wish my nipples weren’t so pale, so they’d show up when I wear thin tops. But I love my pale nipples <3 They’re so soft and silky, too!

Anza Borrego trip!

•October 27, 2009 • Leave a Comment

We went to the desert! It’s very hot and deserty there, but it was an oasis so there was lots of shade once we finally got up to the mountainy part! Palm trees and rocks everywhere, and a little waterfall, and lots of scary cactusessesess.

My friends and I all ended up with the day off, so we made an impromptu trip up to the Anza Borrego desert. It’s about 2 hours from where I live, and we got to drive through these windy mountains, so that was scary but fun! The desert itself was pretty neat, but like most nature things, pictures don’t really show just how pretty a desert can be when you’re there in person, climbing around the rocks and lizards are scurrying around and stuff :3 Anyways, you can look up pictures if you want, but I’m sure you’d rather hear about the naughty-ish stuff we did while we were there ^_^

We carpooled up there in 2 cars, and I rode with my sister, Jason, and Aaron (who was driving). There wasn’t much traffic on the way up there, but my sister still found people to flash. How unsafe of her! She kept trying to press her boobs on the window, but cars aren’t meant for that sort of thing, so she just flashed normally. She even flashed a truck driver, and he blew his horn XD I wonder if truck drivers get to see that sort of stuff a lot, being way up there.

Speaking of semi trucks, those things are big! We stopped for snacks on the way up, and a truck was there and they seem so much bigger when you’re standing next to one and can’t even see the top of the hood. We behaved at that place, though (’cause it looked kinda dirty and not sexy at all!)

Finally we got there, and the visitor center looked really boring so we just started walking towards the mountain. The first part of the trail is just flat desert, but there’s lots of weird looking plants everywhere. I was mostly afraid of walking into a cactus patch, though. Also, apparently there are lots of evil snakes in the desert like cobras and sand worms, so I kept watching out for those too!

It took about a half hour of hiking before we got to the oasis part, and it was much shadier because the mountain blocked the sun. This meant no sunburns! So at this point, my sister and I got everyone to take off their shirts :3 It sounds silly, hiking in bras, but it actually wasn’t bad! They should invent hiking bras!

The trail kept getting gradually steeper from that point on, so we just got as far as the waterfall. Maybe there’s more than one waterfall up there, I can’t remember now… but if there are, we didn’t get to them! Also, by waterfall, I mean a bit of water trickling off some rocks above, not an impressive waterfall like you’d imagine. Still, it was fun to play in! We all rinsed off in it, and it was kind of a secluded area so we all got undressed. We’re not nudists, it just sounded fun! It was a really pretty oasis, too, especially after the hot, plain desert before it. I’m weird, but it felt like being a forest nymph or something silly like that. I think it’s probably the first time we’ve had everyone completely naked for any length of time, too!

We kept teasing Aaron and Daryl because they kept getting hard ^_^ But we kind of encouraged it :3 I kept giving everyone hugs… especially Jessica (the one with ginormous, perfect boobs). Feeling our boobs squish is so nice ^_^ Hugging Lisa was fun too, though :3 And when I would hug the guys, I could sometimes feel their cocks poking my tummy. I don’t know why but that was really arousing for me ^_^ I think maybe I just get turned on when cocks poke me or rub against me…

I was actually surprised that Jason and my sister didn’t do anything too naughty, though. I was kind of hoping he would sex her under the waterfall, like in that scene from Wild Orchid when the lady’s getting sexed in an old building with water splashing down on them. Even still, it was lots of fun, and we probably spent about an hour just laying around naked ^_^

After that, not much else sexy happened (hiking is more tiring than I thought!), and most of us ended up crashing at Daryl’s house. It was great, because Jessica let me sleep with her and use her chest for a pillow. Boob pillows are so warm and soft <3

Writer’s Block

•October 26, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I’m not exactly a writer, but still! I even tried to think of a nice title for this post… something having to do with how road blocks start appearing when you have 4 or 5 stars in the first GTA, but I couldn’t think of a good way to do it!

Mostly, I’m a noodle, and all the hiking I did wore me out! I tried writing a post about it yesterday, but I got a paragraph in and realized it was painfully boring and uninteresting and unsexy v.v and today, my brain feels like a bowl of noodles after you leave it out and it gets all rubbery.

So, I’ve spent the whole day masturbating and playing World of Warcraft with Shannon. I also took a super long nap, but that didn’t help! I think maybe I’m working too hard, because it seems like every other time I take a nap, I’m thinking about spreadsheets and other work stuff. I’ve actually had epiphanies in my sleep, and then gone into work the next day and it actually works ^_^ But meow.

Anyways, I’m making dinner and then going to drink and be a dork on AIM tonight, maybe… so I’ll talk to you peoples on there ^_^ And hopefully tomorrow I’ll be rested enough to make a readable post <3

Update sooooon!

•October 24, 2009 • 1 Comment

We’re hiking places! So I have no phone reception (but we’re at a restaurant right now, but we’re going back out hiking soon), so far my sister’s flashed cars, and we got nakie in the wilderness, and I spent the night on my friend’s boob and it was really really soft but now my neck hurts. Anyways I’ll update tomorrow probably, we’ll be home late tonight!

Bugs in Bukowski mode

•October 20, 2009 • 8 Comments

I made an amazing discovery recently! Alcohol kills bugs really fast ^_^

See, there was an icky earwig on the counter in the bathroom. I opened the medicine cabinet and was gonna battle it with a q-tip, but then I saw these ear drops that we never use. It’s basically 95% isopropyl alcohol, and you put it in your ear and it gets water out… but I’ve never had a problem with water in my ears, even though I swim a lot! So, I decided to see what would happen, so I put a couple drops on Mr. Wiggy and he diiiiiied! In fact, I think he died way faster than if I’d used bug spray. With bug spray, you spray something and it writhes around for like 5 minutes before finally dying… with alcohol, he was dead in like 20 seconds!

Bugs are little robots with no feelings, so I don’t feel bad :3 Scientists even found out that if you put oleic acid on and ant, the other ants will think it’s a dead rotting ant and carry it to the ant graveyard, even if the “dead” ant is kicking its legs and fighting back! “I feel happy! I feel happy!”

But anyways, I’d never heard of using alcohol as a bug killer before, and it seems so obvious! You can just buy a bottle of alcohol from the store for a fifth of the price of a can of RAID, and put it in an old windex bottle or fill up one of those little white board cleaner spray bottles, or a perfume atomizer…. and then you can go around spraying flies or spiders or stuff! And the best part is that isopropyl alcohol isn’t really toxic, I don’t think (methanol is, but isopropyl alcohol is kinda like ethanol but not fun to drink!). And it evaporates fast and leaves no residue, so you can spray it on kitchen counters or even plates, and they’ll only be cleaner to eat off :3 Heeee!

So so, I also bought an iPod finally! I’ve been using my Creative Zen player forever, and it finally died v.v But I don’t mind, ’cause Creative wouldn’t let me download the driver for it anyways, and I’d lost the CD, and there’s no accessories for it, so it’s a pain to charge! On the other hand, my ipod can hook up to the car and I can change songs with a thingie on the steering wheel! I can probably find a solar charger for it, too, or maybe plug it into the curtains so it plays sparkly serene music when I open them. I think there’s an iPod vibrator, too ^_^