A day in the life of a day off of Vivi’s life of

I’m incredibly lazy on my days off ^_^ In fact, I’m probably being lazy by writing about my day off, since that means less to write about!

So, I’ll start with the beginning, since nobody likes non-chronological Momento-like out-of-orderness.

In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And God said, “Let there be light.” And there was light. And God saw the light. And it was good. And God separated the light from the darkness.

I only have that part of Genesis memorized because of a techno song :3

Anyways, I slept in until about 8:30am, which is 3 hours later than I usually sleep. I woke up with my sister’s naked body against me, which is really warm and soft! So, I snuggled against her, and she halfway woke up, and I was half asleep too, because we kind of snuggled and pet each other for over an hour, yet it seemed like only a few minutes. It’s like, I’ll move my body against hers, and she’ll put her arm around me, and then she gropes me, and I whine, and that only encourages her, and I roll onto my tummy, and she sprawls an arm and leg on top of me, and stuff like that. And the whole time, we’re falling in and out of a shallow sleep, and time passes really quickly.

Eventually I decided it was time to get up, and we took a shower together ^_^ It feels so nice to have someone scrub your back for you! Like a warm, scratchy back rub. Other than that, though, it was a pretty normal shower… no cheesy porno music or rubbing our soapy bodies together or anything like that :3

After the shower, I made breakfast while Crystal pestered me. I made hash brown sandwiches (which end up as a mess of hash brown, sausage, and eggs that you eat with a fork), and also cut up some fruit :3 Then, I chatted online for a couple hours and read random stuff on Reddit and Fark.

I started feeling frisky, and I had downloaded a few porn clips the other day, so we decided to watch them in the living room! I layed down on the floor and used the vibrator on myself, and my sister used her weird glass dildo that looks like a giant candy stick. The porn was kinda hot, so I was able to cum a couple times ^_^ Once I was satisfied, I helped my sister cum too, by licking her ear and petting her tummy and chest a bit :3

After that, I took a nap! (I am so lazy!). Then I got up, and played WoW with Shannon for a loooooong time. I made lots of naughty comments, like telling her how cute her boobs looked at the party, and stuff like that. I’m such a dirty old lady ^_^

And now, I’m having a drink, and reading Reddit again! It’s like my TV, I just stare at it and I’m entertained. Also, I’m going to watch a movie, and then probably masturbate again and then go to bed!

That is my boring day off :3

Oh, also, I don’t put on more than a pair of panties on my days off <3 Not even when I was cooking sausage!

Oh also again, somewhere between WoW and drinking, I made dinner =P I made Crystal make her own lunch, though >:3

The holy man of crisps

Lately, my sister has taken to joining me for my afternoon naps. For me, naps are essential, since I stay up til 11 or 12 at night and then get up before 5am for work. She, on the other hand, looks at them as playtime and pesters me while I’m trying to sleep.

It’s cute pesters, though, so I can forgive her. Usually she lays there “petting me to sleep”, which feels nice but tends to result in me getting aroused, and then I can’t sleep until I’ve rubbed myself. The past couple days, I’ve woken up from my naps to find stuff in my cleavage >.> Yesterday it was a bunch of gummi worms, and today it was a tiny stuffed Domo-kun. Also, she said I looked like a chipmunk when I was sleeping, because I curl up on my side and hug the covers to my face, so both my cheeks were squished, I guess.

Also, I went to a small dinner party with Shannon the other night! I normally hate formal dinner parties, but Shannon makes up for it ^_^ Besides, she hates them too and wanted me to be there to keep her company. And she is so beautiful when she’s all dressed up and formal! I know that sounds mean, but she’s cute and sexy all the time, but not in a way that really jumps out… she just looks like a really adorable, pretty, mousey geeky girl usually <3 And really, I prefer that look because it exudes an air of “I’m huggable and cute, but I’m also mature and intelligent and not a bimbo like the other cute girls”, or something… but she had cleavage in her dress! She has such tiny little boobies and she had as much cleavage as I did! Anyways, it’s hard to describe how much I fawned over her, so I won’t ^_^ Although she has amazing taste in fashion and stuff! Subtle stuff, like how you wear earrings that attract just enough attention to get someone to look at your face, yet modest enough that they forget what it was that caused them to look in the first place, and their eyes wander around her adorable neck and face and hair and body… ok I’ll stop being a fangirl :3

We spent most of the evening avoiding everyone, making just enough small talk with people so we didn’t stand out, but otherwise keeping to ourselves. I drank a little, but I really don’t like fancy drinks v.v Martinis are so gross! Gin and vermouth? Yuck! And if I have to drink wine, I like cheap stuff like Arbor Mist ’cause they put tons of sugar or something in it, hehe. Why can’t rum and coke be an acceptable drink at events? But yes, basically I got a tiny bit tipsy and complimented Shannon a lot, and I accidentally made the mistake I’d been dreading since I met her, which is that I kinda maybe called her Mousey >.> But she actually thought it was cute! So I was really really happy and relieved, and  everything went better than I expected <3

I got my turkey stuffed

I love stuffing ^_^ It’s made entirely out of delicious stuff like bread crumbs and onions and seasonings and tons of yummy things <3

Anyways though! I did it again! I don't know what it's called, but Jason came over last night and I was feeling especially frisky, so we decided to do the thing where my sister and I lay down with our pussies together, and Jason slides in between ^_^ I don't know if there's a term for that, but I love it!

It's especially scary because if he goes too fast, he might accidentally take my virginity (not that my virginity really stands for much anymore =P). It's scary and exciting at the same time… feeling his cock slide up and down my slit, and feeling him groping me, and my sister and I licking each others' necks and ears to get more aroused. It's almost like a 3-way masturbation… it's not really sex, but we're all helping each other get off.

Oops gotta go,

Bestiality <3

It’s one of my darker secrets. One that I’ve kept hidden, even from this blog!

You see, I love the feeling of kitty fur on my skin ^_^ My cat sometimes sits on my lap, or lays on my tummy, or I hug him and his fur tickles my boobs, and it’s so comfy! They should make cat fur blankets that are just as warm and purring as real cats :3

There! I confessed!

And no, I don’t molest my cat =P In fact, he molests me! He likes to walk on people, which I love. I’m also weird and like when he does happy paws on my legs (but only if I’m still wearing jeans or something).

Also, it turns out that Jason had facilitated nighttime emissions, by which I mean that he jerked off onto my tummy while I slept >=O So mean!

He should have woken me up so I could have helped =P

Too early!

I woke up a bit too early x_x Well, I woke up normal time, but I got ready too fast and now I have like 10 minutes to mess around with, ’cause I don’t wanna go into work early ’cause it’s just a meeting today and I don’t wanna be bored for 10 minutes more than I have to be!

Sooooooo I got up at 4:50 like normal, and I was snuggled with my back against a naked Jason, and a naked Crystal was curled up in front of me ^^ I was super warm! Super-dee-dooper!

I was sad when I had to get out of bed to get ready to turn off the alarm so it didn’t wake them up. Then, in the shower, I noticed that I had dried icky cum on my tummy T-T I wasn’t even naughty last night! So I’ll have to interrogate Jason when I get home!

Oki anyways, I’ve wasted enough time :3 Off I go!

Lickitung

Yikes! >.> She’s so mean! On the other hand, it didn’t really taste like anything… so that’s good! Tasting other peoples’ mouths is weeeeeeeird! But still, she’s mean!

And no, she didn’t do it in an affectionate way, she did it to be mean =P She gave me one of those triumphant smirks right after.

EDIT!!!!!!!!!:

Apparently I was drunk enough that I didn’t notice that I messed up the post, turning the whole site italic and somehow removing part of the post XD Go me!

Anyways, between the “yikes!” and the “She’s so mean!” there was a paragraph about what actually happened, lol. I was cuddling up against her and rubbing my head on her like a cat does, and she got revenge by pouncing at me, hugging me extremely tight and giving me a french kiss (which she knows I’m grossed out by the idea). I should have bit her tongue =O

Yes Mr ArchAngel, I’m still weird… just a little more coherently weird, now, I hope ^_^

See Figures 1.1 – 1.4

I decided to make a map of places on male/female bodies that I love ^_^ I was originally going to have a key/legend with 3 colors: Yellow for places I love to look at, Red for places I would like to lick, and Green for places that I have licked before.

I realized that every place I like looking at, I would like to lick as well! Then I also realized that I’ve licked all of those places, either while playfully licking my friends, flirting with Shannon, doing the incest with my sister, or being naughty with Jason or Daryl ^_^

I also didn’t bother to label the dots on the picture, ’cause I’m lazy and all I have is MS Paint :3 They’re pretty self explanatory, though. Any part they touch, I like, while if a part isn’t touched, I don’t like it ^_^ So like the female front one, I like hip bones, the dip they make, and the furry and squishy parts of a pussy, but not the pussy lips themselves.

Basically I found that I love torsoes and necks and shoulders and collarbones and backs :3

Here’s the visuals! (Warning! Both the female and male versions have nakie! Don’t click the male ones unless you want to turn gay :3)

Male Front

Male Back

Female Front

Female Back

Yay for sexy body parts :3

Guilty pleasures

I came across this song recently, and it’s one of those songs that I should hate, but for some reason I find myself listening to it over and over. One day, I’ll be driving with some friends and it’ll pop up on my iPod, and I’ll be quite embarrassed!

Anyways, it’s a cute song by the girl who did the voice acting for Sailor ChibiUsa or whatever… I never watched Sailor Moon, but it’s the little pink-haired girl.

But I’m sure you’d much rather hear about cocks; particularly when they’re in my mouth!

The other day, Jason came over and I’d made up my mind that I was going to put his penis in my mouth. I turned on the stove, put a pat of butter and some oil into a non-stick frying pan, and sharpened my paring knife for the delicate task of separating the delicious, tender meat from the thick veins and tendons — I mean, uh… I put on some sexy lingerie and wooed him into submission.

Actually, I all I ever wear around the apartment is a pair of panties ^_^ Plain, boring panties, at that! But still, I seduced him so hard! He was in my sister’s bedroom, and they were just hanging out, and I came in and started chatting with them. But then, we all started getting kinda pervy… I suppose my sister’s completely naked body (and my body, naked except for a pair of panties) is a conduit for pure, abated lust. He had a really obvious erection, and we both started poking at it and teasing him. I forget what he said, but basically he was like, “Yeah, I have a hard-on… and you know what else?!” and then he pulled down his pants and started fucking my sister!

It was really hot to watch… I love seeing the bulge a guy’s cock makes when he goes into a girl. I wish more porn would show the sexy parts, like the bulge as he goes in and out, or how a girl’s breasts flush when they’re aroused, or the twitching and straining when a guy or girl orgasms!

I watched them for quite a bit, petting them occasionally, and licking both of their necks and ears, until finally I said that I wanted to give him a blowjob. He pulled out of my sister and got on his knees on the bed and let me take him into my mouth.

It’s weird, how I wanted to suck him so bad, but once his cock actually went into my mouth, I was kind of unprepared and surprised. Even still, I had my hands on his hips (I love hip bones!!!) and started moving my mouth up and down on him. His cock tasted just like my sister’s pussy, which was a little weird, but I think I licked it off pretty quick because it tasted like normal skin after just a bit.

Crystal was grabbing my breasts from behind, or pushing my head, or licking Jason.. and finally he pushed he down and started fingering her. She’s such a silly little slut ^^

I really think she got the most jealous when Jason came <3 It’s so silly, they’re not a couple, and their sex is purely sex-between-friends, yet she he’s holding my head and his cock in in my mouth, and I’m looking up at him and going “mmf! mmf! mmmmf!!” she acts so weird and possessive! Still, it was kind of a turn-on to make her jealous for once <3

He was really hard and really getting into it, and he started grabbing my head and pulling my mouth onto him. I’m a submissive masochistic weirdo, so that turned me on a lot, having him overpower me and fuck my mouth like that ^_^ He got really rough, and almost made me gag because he was thrusting so hard into my mouth. Then he hugged my head, which forced his cock all the way into my mouth…. I think it might have even gone down my throat a bit, but that’s kinda gross >.> But basically he held my head against his pelvis really hard, and his cock was still in my mouth when he did that.

I’m not exactly sure what happened at that point, because I was incredibly aroused, but I remember that he pulled out of my mouth and started cumming all over me! It felt amazing, because it was so hot and… naughty-feeling, I guess. He sprayed a bunch of cum onto my breasts, and a few spurts hit my shoulder and neck, and then the last few spurts were weaker and landed on my tummy and one was on my hip, and the rest just kinda dripped down onto the bed between my knees. Still, it was so hot when it hit me and then it felt cold and icky, but still so naughty…

Then, later that night we all slept in my bed and they were both naked (I was still in panties, of course) and in the middle of the night, I felt Jason’s cock touch my bottom as it got hard. I snugled my bottom against him, and he started humping against it a little, but then he fell asleep so I don’t think he liked it that much =( Still, that’s my next goal! To get all of my male friends to cum on my panties! (Okay, that’s a silly, slutty goal… but still, all of my male friends are so sexy ^_^ I can’t help being attracted to them!)

Also, I’m quite tipsy right now, so I’m going to snuggle up in bed! I have my window open, so I can wear 3 comfy comforters at once! Also, my sister is really warm to snuggle against ^_^

Now that I think of it, she hasn’t slept in her own bed in forever! I don’t mind, though <3 It’s so nice to feel her body against mine in the middle of the night <3

 

 

Naked hugs

I saw some pictures of Hermione (a before-and-after of her from the first Harry Potter movie and how she looks now) and I realized that Shannon kinda looks like a more-mousey version of her ^_^

Anyways, Shannon came over today and we cuddled in my bed. My bed is super-comfy right now because I have 2 huge comforters at once! I have my window open at night so it gets cold enough, and then I snuggle up in a mass of blankets and cuddle against my sister and it’s so very warm! So she was in my bed, and I was in just a pair of panties since she doesn’t mind me being nakie with her. She got into the bed with all her clothes on, though, so I told her she should take them off and she did! I got to watch her undress, and it was really sexy <3 I got her down to just her panties, too, and started cuddling with her. It’s more like we talk and joke like I would with any friend, except we do it in a nice warm bed and I hug her and pet her like a cat. Yes, it’s weird, but I love petting her and she likes getting pet :3

Uuuuum anyways, nothing else has happened recently, although tonight Jason is coming over after work, and I’m going to give him a blowjob whether he likes it or not!!

I am so cockthirsty!

Recovery & Spitroasting!

I got to visit USAF Plant 42 today!! It was neat ^_^ I didn’t get to see anything super-secret but they had some neat planes, I dunno what they were though :3 I really wanted to go to the museum but since it was for work, I couldn’t =( But either way, it was a fun little trip ^_^

So as for my sexy sex life… I got Torchlight and I’ve been having so much fun with that!!! ^_^ But that’s not sexy at all, is it?

Well, today I was busy with work all day, but last night I did watch my sister get the stuffing pounced out of her ^_^ Jason is soooo rough with her, but she loves it ^_^ I only watched, though, I didn’t join in ’cause I’m still coughing a bit so that’s kinda awkward. Also, I was browsing stuff on the internet (they were on my bed it was more like they were having sex in my room and I happened to be there… not like I was sitting in a chair watching them fuck, haha :3

But anyways, I discovered a wonderful new term called “spitroasting” which is when a girl gets sexed like a chicken on a rotisserie… a penis in her pussy, and another one in her mouth!! And then she rolls back and forth on the floor while a heater is turned up to maximum and- okay, so really she just gets sexed in both orifices at once :3 But I’m trying to get my sister to do it ^_^ I wonder if she’d have sex with Daryl along with Jason >.> That would be so hot ^_^ And even if not, I wouldn’t mind sucking Daryl right now… I’ve been sick too long, and now I’m horny!! ^_^